This is a long shot at trying to cover myself
The main reason for going back to Cadbury World, barely 10 months after last visiting was the free chocolate, and to stock up for Christmas.
So it’s entirely co-incidental, but exceptionally (cough, cough) convenient that (cough) this should (cough, cough) appear on the (coughing fit) BBC News (cough, hack, cough, cough) website today:
'Chocolate cough remedy' in sight:
Well, that visit to Bourneville appears to have cleared up my cough quite nicely.