But I didn’t actually Lie, so why, when I go to Bath, does it always rain on me?
Earlier this week I had to go to Bath for a work meeting.
This is the first time I have stayed overnight in Bath since my fateful visit in 2002 when the online booking site had got a mix up between BA2 (the postcode for just outside the centre of Bath) and BS2 (the postcode for the outskirts of Bristol) and ended up with me trudging through the streets of Bath late on a Friday evening trying to find a hotel.
Thankfully, on this occasion the hotel not only existed, but they also had a note of my reservation.
What they couldn’t change was the fact it was raining, drizzly slightly on the evening, but still damp.
By the following morning it was bucketing it down, and for a few patches where it eased down to a drizzle (which thankfully coincided when I had to leave the hotel to go to the meeting and then again when I left the meeting for the station) it did it for the whole day.
It rained all the time when I was in Bath in 2002.
It rained for the 20 minutes I visited Bath whilst changing buses on my way back to Bristol in 2007.
I am obviously destined to only ever experience rain in Bath.
Though thinking about it, there might have been a couple of lies...